“Is there anyone who can tell me what Christmas is all about?!”


Have Yourself A Merry Little Cryptmas
The Cryptkeeper
Tales From The Crypt: Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas
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The Cryptkeeper, “Have Yourself A Merry Little Crypt-mas”

I can’t believe I almost let Christmas get by without sharing a song from the Tales From The Crypt Christmas album.


Langhorne Slim, “X-Mas In California”


Alan Jackson, “I Only Want You For Christmas”


samspratt:

Not everyone celebrates Christmas, hell—not everyone celebrates anything at all… but regardless of what your race, religion (or lack there of), nationality, sexual preference, Star preference—Trek or Wars, may be… we all have our traditions and I decided to take a rare break from portraiture to give you my favorite holiday staple.So, to every one of you—whatever least offends you—I wish you the best whatever *that* is possible. Enjoy your time off work if you’ve got it, family if they’re around, presents if you get them, and if none of that applies to you—who cares! Don’t waste energy being offended and have a phenomenal day. ♥ Sam.

samspratt:

Not everyone celebrates Christmas, hell—not everyone celebrates anything at all… but regardless of what your race, religion (or lack there of), nationality, sexual preference, Star preference—Trek or Wars, may be… we all have our traditions and I decided to take a rare break from portraiture to give you my favorite holiday staple.

So, to every one of you—whatever least offends you—I wish you the best whatever *that* is possible. Enjoy your time off work if you’ve got it, family if they’re around, presents if you get them, and if none of that applies to you—who cares! Don’t waste energy being offended and have a phenomenal day. ♥ Sam.


beautyandterrordance:

Bela Lugosi, having a hard time with his Santa costume.

beautyandterrordance:

Bela Lugosi, having a hard time with his Santa costume.


A Very Calvin & Hobbes Christmas.

[via nedhepburn]


X-Ray Image of a Christmas Tree & Presents by Neck Veasey
archiemcphee:

There are lots of strategies for figuring out what’s inside a wrapped gift. You can measure the box, try to peek between any untaped seams or shake it to judge the noise. Those are, of course, very much inferior to taking an x-ray image of the entire tree as an art projet.  
[via laughingsquid]

X-Ray Image of a Christmas Tree & Presents by Neck Veasey

archiemcphee:

There are lots of strategies for figuring out what’s inside a wrapped gift. You can measure the box, try to peek between any untaped seams or shake it to judge the noise. Those are, of course, very much inferior to taking an x-ray image of the entire tree as an art projet.  

[via laughingsquid]


The Muppets, “One More Sleep Till Christmas”

From A Muppet Christmas Carol.

G’nite everyone!


Baby, It's Cold Outside
Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel
Elf (Music From the Motion Picture)
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Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel , “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”